Rescue me! Remove me! Love me! Kill me!
Excuse me? I don't need a white knight -
Someone to emancipate me from me
Championing for my heart in the night -
Understanding, yearning to set me free
Even opposing me fighting my fight.
Murder me! O let my body be slain -
Evermore liberated from your bane!
Rescue me in romance? I need it not!
Owain and Gawain and Lancelot I want NOT!
Mutual interests and mutual love,
And an angel from silver clouds above,
Nibbles on the neck and an I love you,
Caresses, laughter, and talking to you -
Everything I want in romantic affairs.